ehBeth,
You should not feel bad about the stories. Let me tell you a true story about the time my MIL sent me to buy a broom!!
She told me how to say= I want a broom - in German. I went to the merchant, following her directions, and found the store - went in and asked if they had a bar!! Broom=besel. Bar=beisel. (in Vienna of course, only, - I am not sure if beisel refers to a bar anywhere else in the world. Vienna has it's own language.) As it turned out - naturally, - the young lady spoke perfect English - so I bought the broom and proudly took it back to my (then) MIL.
Another time - in Innsbruck, actually in Hall in Tirol - a suburb - we checked in to a really neat gasthaus and a little after dark I was asked to go down and get a cold plate and two Pepsi's. After practicing how to order these things I went down to get the items. It was in the bar, and finally after standing for what seemed forever, the waitress said something to me in German - I had no idea what she said, so I ordered the cold plate and two Pepsi's - in German - like I was told. The entire room became silent. The young lady said something else to me. I have no idea what she said. So, I ordered the COLD PLATE and TWO PEPSI'S again - although not so loud - because it was VERY quiet at this time in the bar. The lady actually asked me to repeat the order again. I did. She disappeared for a long time - the conversations around me started again. Finally, after a very long time the waitress appeared with a tray about three feet across filled with cold cuts - set it down on the bar - and then pulled out TWO huge TWO liter bottles of Pepsi and set them down by the HUGE platter of meat. After deciding that I had had a trick played on me I payed for the platter and drinks only to have the waitress - with the hugh platter of cold cuts on her shoulder turn to me and say in PERFECT English " Oh, would you please bring the Pepsi's?" The whole room broke up in laughter and as I departed with the drinks, I smiled and gave them all a bow.
Good stories - huh?????
True story.