Lola:-
No.It is simply the case that recently you and your avvie have been uppermost in my mind as I pass out of consciousness in my toasty fester-pit.
Before these things there have been many other things of a similar nature albeit somewhat less sophisticated.
The best things come to he who waits.
Patience is a virtue.
So in this new case it does not represent a sub-category included with but not representing the entirety of the category of influence.If you see what you didn't mean.
spendius wrote:Lola:-
No.It is simply the case that recently you and your avvie have been uppermost in my mind as I pass out of consciousness in my toasty fester-pit.
Before these things there have been many other things of a similar nature albeit somewhat less sophisticated.
The best things come to he who waits.
Patience is a virtue.
So in this new case it does not represent a sub-category included with but not representing the entirety of the category of influence.If you see what you didn't mean.
yes, Spendi, I see.......
Lola:-
What does Bernardissimo have to say on these esoteric matters?
spendius wrote:Lola:-
What does Bernardissimo have to say on these esoteric matters?
He generally ignores us on this subject. But I can tell you that I have no doubt of his dedication to anti-celibacy. And I'm absolutely sure of it.
Did you see the photo of him? Isn't he dashing?
Now we need one of you.
Lola:-
How is it done.My technical expertise only runs to significant operations.
First you have to have a digital camera. Do you own one? If not, you must borrow someone else's. When you have a digital photo of your liking, tell me and I'll tell you how. Can't wait......wanna see how Spendius looks without his Full Metal Jacket on.
Lola wrote:First you have to have a digital camera. Do you own one? If not, you must borrow someone else's. When you have a digital photo of your liking, tell me and I'll tell you how. Can't wait......wanna see how Spendius looks without his Full Metal Jacket on.
I rather think it appropriate to summon assistance for the geriatrics, senility is indeed a spectacle to behold.
And the whole damn place.....................
Mathos:-
Have you not noticed the remarkable similarity between the social dynamics of threading and those in evidence in a pub.
In a pub it is polite when you have run out of ideas to stand and listen for a while in the hope that you might learn something useful.
Lola:-
I often wonder why senior officers,especially those conidered "dashing",attempt the Ostrich Tango as soon as the pros and cons of celibacy are debated.
Like the ostrich,this strategy is self-serving,but only superficilly as the result is a position where key sense organs are eliminated and the hinder parts are exposed to whatever is going on.This is a posture which fully paid-up intellectuals take pains to avoid.
Mathos wrote:Lola wrote:First you have to have a digital camera. Do you own one? If not, you must borrow someone else's. When you have a digital photo of your liking, tell me and I'll tell you how. Can't wait......wanna see how Spendius looks without his Full Metal Jacket on.
I rather think it appropriate to summon assistance for the geriatrics, senility is indeed a spectacle to behold.
And the whole damn place.....................
Well, I admit, Mathos that your taste for Cohen is appealing. But I'm sure Spendi is no more senile than I am.
spendius wrote:Lola:-
I often wonder why senior officers,especially those conidered "dashing",attempt the Ostrich Tango as soon as the pros and cons of celibacy are debated.
Like the ostrich,this strategy is self-serving,but only superficilly as the result is a position where key sense organs are eliminated and the hinder parts are exposed to whatever is going on.This is a posture which fully paid-up intellectuals take pains to avoid.
Now let's not dis the MG. I'll fight you on that. Bernie just follows his own nose, that's all. And as you may have observed, he has a substantial one to follow. The ostrich is calling me to breakfast and if I do not show up promptly, I am left to eat alone. Back soon.
Lola:-
Where is the pic of the MG in "dashing" mode?I have so far failed to locate it.
And there is another further down the page. And that's the kitchen in our fester pit too.
Lola:-
Why the thumb.
My beard is identical.
He's more or less on a par with myself in the beauty stakes but I would never wear a cloth cap at anytime nor any headtopping indoors.
His nose does look handy I'll admit.Somebody once said that there are about 700 nose jokes in Shakespeare but I have only found about half of them so far and I would imagine that the harder they are to find the funnier they get.
If he walked in my pub I would soon find an excuse to engage him in conversation.
spendius wrote:Lola:-
Why the thumb.
My beard is identical.
He's more or less on a par with myself in the beauty stakes but I would never wear a cloth cap at anytime nor any headtopping indoors.
His nose does look handy I'll admit.Somebody once said that there are about 700 nose jokes in Shakespeare but I have only found about half of them so far and I would imagine that the harder they are to find the funnier they get.
If he walked in my pub I would soon find an excuse to engage him in conversation.
Yes, well, if what you tell me about your hair is true, you have considerably more covering up top than the MG has. He needs his hat and I like it. Anyway, we colonials are less persnickidy about our manners than are you English stuck-in-the-muds.
I'll Spooner that:-
THE STUCKS BOP HERE.
spendius wrote:I'll Spooner that:-
THE STUCKS BOP HERE.
Yes, indeedy it does, Spendi love. And you are much better than I am at this spooner thing.
One of my lady friends has just given the pic the once over.
She says he looks like the new character in Coronation Street who is called Mel Hutchwright and played by Sir Ian McKellan.Mel has appeared in the soap recently and he eats and drinks for free by telling the locals that he is going to put them in a book he is writing.I bet they could have got Bernie for less money and he could probably have played the part to perfection.
