George wrote:Kids, hell. CAV freaks me out.
At least I found cooking, and didn't resort to a sordid life of crime...or soccer.
cavfancier wrote:George wrote:Kids, hell. CAV freaks me out.
At least I found cooking, and didn't resort to a sordid life of crime...or soccer.
Taste my cooking. You'd opt for crime, too.
Ha! I needed a good laugh - these stories are really funny.
Cav's bathroom story reminded me of the last time I had to take the car to the DEQ.
The inspector was a very large, very fat man. As I handed him my paperwork Mo yells out "That's a big guy!" I say "Yes, he is." Mo yells "He has a big belly!" I reply "Isn't it great that people come in all shapes and sizes?" Mo yells "He has a big penis!" I..... I..... I..... have nothing to say so I just look at the man and shrug.
The man checks his fly (zipped) and we both crack up. Mo cannot figure out what is so funny.
My old car passed it's DEQ with flying colors.
boomerang wrote:Ha! I needed a good laugh - these stories are really funny.
Cav's bathroom story reminded me of the last time I had to take the car to the DEQ.
The inspector was a very large, very fat man. As I handed him my paperwork Mo yells out "That's a big guy!" I say "Yes, he is." Mo yells "He has a big belly!" I reply "Isn't it great that people come in all shapes and sizes?" Mo yells "He has a big penis!" I..... I..... I..... have nothing to say so I just look at the man and shrug.
The man checks his fly (zipped) and we both crack up. Mo cannot figure out what is so funny.
My old car passed it's DEQ with flying colors.
You have to love the mind (and mouth) of a child. I wish more people could retain the virture of honesty.
