POLISH DIVORCE

The Polish Divorce

A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a
year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on
very
well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could
arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on
the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER; Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja,Ja, an acre and half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up
POLE: No, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she white
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She gonna kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She bought a bottle at drug store, and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read - it says, "Polish Remover."