"This vial could possibly contain anthrax..."

Or the caption could have read:

Colin Powell demonstrates the awesome power of the Post-it note of mass destruction.

"This is why you don't play 'pull my finger' with Strom Thurmond."

Colin felt the pull of the salsa picante. Despite his internal conflict, he knew dunking that chip would feel so right.

"And number 16 (the US of A) will fight number 35 (IRAQ), this concludes the War Draw."

"I think it's a corner piece. No, it's a sky piece."

"Okay, so it doesn't look like a long list of evidence, but the writing's real small."