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Sun 9 Feb, 2003 10:32 am
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year-old."You always
feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and
nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore.You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse
on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?"
"No, I crap every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight.
You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's
so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."