DON'T SWING

DON'T SWING

It was a beautiful day so Fred and Dave headed to
the golf course to play golf. Toward the end of the golf
course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into
the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow
buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up
thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden . POOF! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother
Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups?
Just for that, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn the rest of your life;
better still; you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of
your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have
any butter for
anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF! ....
she was gone.
After Dave got a hold of himself, he hollered for
his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Dave yells back......"DON'T SWING FRED!!! For God
sake, DON'T SWING!!"