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PDiddie
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:59 pm
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Liberal CIA Operatives To Be Designated Enemy Combatants
Natural Extension Of Plame Doctrine, Says Gonzalez


Liberal and openly democratic CIA operatives and analysts are to be designated enemy combatants today and immediately shipped to a detention center in Guantanamo, Cuba, pursuant to orders from the White House that were vetted and approved by Attorney General-Designate Alberto Gonzalez.

"It's a natural extension of what we're now calling the 'Plame doctrine,'" said Gonzales. "We're not just outing them -- we're taking them out."

Gonzalez said that summarily interning liberal and allegedly disloyal employees was not a denial of due process under the Constitution. "Sometimes, when you've got a mandate, the Constitution just doesn't apply," Gonzalez said.

CIA Director Porter Goss, the recently installed former House representative that politicians and media had hailed as a bipartisan Republican willing to work with Democrats, approved the purge. "Although I have worked closely with Democrats in the past," he said, "I've decided that I would rather imprison and interrogate them."

Once in Guantanamo, former CIA operatives are expected to be placed in government-approved "stress positions."

"I'm not sure how this is going to be much different than my CIA job," said liberal intelligence analyst Jocelyn Wexler. "Attempting to provide unbiased intelligence analysis to this administration was already the ultimate stress position."


OYSH
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Magus
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 09:40 pm
Gee, 65 years ago (in Berlin) all it took was to be "designated" a "Jew", "Pole" or "Gypsy"...
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JustWonders
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 09:48 pm
LOL - That Burka guy has a twisted sense of humor Smile

On the purging of the CIA - good it's about time and I hope they do the exact same thing over at State. (Can you hear me Condi?)
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Steppenwolf
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 10:15 pm
While it's not surprising that the President would target some of the anti-Bush crowd at the CIA (who acted politically unseemly during the last elections), anti-Bushism at the CIA and the State Department should cause us to scrutinize the administration's policy making methodology. Why have the two primary agencies with ground-level information about foreign policy been in open revolt against Bush? State and the CIA have served as presidents' eyes and ears for many administrations, and rarely do agencies have the gall to combat the president. What gives?

Those on the chopping block have invariably been those that were RIGHT about conditions in Post-war Iraq (respecting facts over ideology was their principal sin). In State, every member of the leading working group on the reconstruction of Iraq was blacklisted during the early stages of the war. That same working group predicted the exact problems that we're encountering now?-problems that might have been avoided. Although these individuals had all spent considerable time in the Middle East, and all had considerable experience in this area, the President forbade them from contributing to reconstruction policy making. He preferred individuals from the DOD. Apparently, blind and unquestioning loyalty ranks far above competence. With regards to the CIA, Bush essentially gave them the order to find or construct facts to support his policies, as opposed to the normal and rational method of observing facts and then[I/] making policies. When the CIA failed at finding support for Bush's fantasies, his administration started looking for scapegoats. Hey, when a company performs poorly, fire the analysts and destroy the computers; don't look to the CEO, right?

Not surprisingly, a President that dogmatically rejects facts and base-level intelligence, preferring to rely solely on the ideological drivel spat out by bigwigs at the DOD, would prefer mindless cronies than actual intelligence agents. Conclusion driven thought is truly a wonder.

Why bother with the CIA and the State department, anyway? All facts do is clutter up policy, right? We should just fire ?'em all and make policy based on Afghan-opium induced musings. Pass the pipe, Rummy! Confused
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 10:32 pm
Why, if J edgar Hoover were alive today, he'd been turning over in his closet. Leekers must be stopped at all costs or how else can we retain our power.
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rabel22
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 10:44 pm
I thought that the CIA worked for the citizens of the US. Next someone is going to tell me the Internal revenue service works for the president too.
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Magus
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2004 02:13 am
-Hand the man a cigar!
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