HONEYMOON TRAIN

HONEYMOON TRAIN

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new
bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop
to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was'a da treep?" Luigi said,
"Everything was'a perfect except for da train'a ride down."

What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we board'a da train at Grand Central'a Station. My
beautiful Virginia had packed a big'a basket a food with vino and
cigars for'a me, and'a we were looking'a forward to da trip. All was OK
until we gotta hungry and opened up'a da lunch'a basket.

The conductor came by, wagged his'a finger at us and'a say, "no
eat in dese'a car. Musta use a dining car."

So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a
big'a lunch and begin to open a bottle of vino!

Conductor walk by me again, wag his'a finger and say, "No
drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car, so we go to club'a car.

While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar.

The connductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, "No smoke'a
in dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker car." We go to smoker car and I
smoke'a my cigar.

Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a
go to bed.

We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he walk'a
through car corridor shouting at top of his voice,

"NO'FOLK'A,VIRGINIIA! NO'FOLK'A VIRGINIA!"

Next'a time, Imadriva down