Drunk Dialing.

Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 02:53 pm
Last night we threw a little jimmy-jam at mi casa.

I paced myself for the most part, and after everyone left I was ready to rock. Me and my roomate were the last men standing, and played one-on-one in beer-die, and did a few ice luge shots.

Then I decided it was cell-phone time. 5am. I called pretty much everyone in my cell phone, minus my ex and buisness associates(I sound wicked professional).

I would leave a message: "Hello. You are officially getting drunk-dialed. Good night." Some of these people I haven't spoken to in 2 years. One person picked up, and I have no idea what I was saying to her.

I'm now playing email tag with a girl I dated a year and a half ago.

Do you have any drunk dialing stories? Surely they have to be better than mine...
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 03:44 pm
Yeah, I do!
I have two different phone numbers (one regular, one for fax) and after the 2nd bottle of wine, we dialed the phone number of friends who don't like each other - a guy and a girl - simultaniosly and connected the receivers upside down, so they could hear each other and talk to each other.

The girl was the first one to answer: "Hello, who's there?"
After a few seconds the guy answered his phone: "Hello?"
Girl: "Yes, who's this?"
He: "John, and you"?
Girl: "What do you mean "you"?"
He: "Huh"?
Girl: "What do you want?"
He: "Nothing. You called!"
Girl: "What's that supposed to mean?"
He: "You called ME, so what's up?"
Girl: "No, no, YOU called me! "
He: "Why would I do that?"

and so on, and so on......

We had a blast with that one for a while Smile
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 04:09 pm
Hahaha...good one Jane!
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 04:44 pm
Jane, that is hilarious.

I have a funny, (would be embarrising for most people but not me) story about last night/this morning.

I woke up this morning, and I heard moaning, in the sexual way. In my half-awake state, I thought my roomate was having the good time in the other room. But no, I look up, and asian porn is playing on my TV.

I check my phone early afternoon, and my buddy who stayed over(slept downstairs in the living room) text messaged me after he left: "Asian porn." I thought it was just a funny comment.

I called him a while ago just to say Allo, and that's when it clicked: he walked in my room to get his jacket this morning, and I was passed out with asian porn playing on my TV.
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 07:52 am
I have been the on the receiving end of many. Usually drunk boyfriends that want to come over at 3am. I typically would not pick up the phone. However, once we were drinking with nothing much to do. For whatever reason making phone calls at 3 am seemed like a good idea. But who would be up at 3am. What else but Dunkin Donuts! We called all the local Dunkin Donuts asking if they had 6 dozen chocolate donuts, my friend claiming he had a chocolate donut addiction and needed them NOW! Some people tried helping us out, saying their next batch of donuts would be at 5am. One astute guy said, "Man are you are guys partying?" Not too exciting (that's probably why I only have one story), but other drunken activities in college were much more interesting.
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 09:01 am
I like Linkat have also usually been on the receiving end of many drunk dials also usually boyfriends, the funniest one was probably a now ex who called @ like 2 am I will answer the phone even in my sleep & not usually remember half of the converstation however this one was so funny all I remember was him betting me five dollars that he would hit himself down south on a metal chair apparently he was so drunk he really did it and spent the rest of the morning in the emergancy room.
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