I briefly scanned this entire thread, not reading everything, but just trying to catch the flow. This quote by piffka caught my eye...
Quote:Why not? I hate those damned jet skis and we use 'em for target practice when they get too close to our beach.
I don't care what everybody says about piffka and her volcanic temper; she sounds like my kind of woman.
I can picture piffka and myself sitting in a couple of lawn chairs overlooking the bay. We sip lemonade and talk about the weather. "Excuse me, Gus" piffka says, as she picks up her rifle and vaporizes a passing jet skier.
"Nice shot, Pif" I exclaim, as I scan the horizon for new targets.