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Christmas Verses I Wrote For Abuzz

 
 
Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 8 Dec, 2006 03:27 am
I wish I hadn't the lost the tiny bit of creativity I had, so that I could add something of value to this thread. For some reason, that's the effect that studying technology has on me. So I guess I'll just "bookmark".
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Wilso
 
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Reply Fri 8 Dec, 2006 03:28 am
edgarblythe wrote:
I would not be adverse to a verse. I'm thinking to recreate the original thread in its entirety. Much less taxing than composing new work.


Have you actually got the original thread edgar? I'd love to see it again, without the interjections of that other person (it's coming back to me now).
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 8 Dec, 2006 05:38 am
Merry Bloody christmas

Twas the night before christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring...

Except for me trying to put together a bloody swing set!!!

Merry, bloody, Ho-Ho!
Where do all these nuts go?
Nothing fits, I've cracked the shits,
It's messing with my head!

And this pissy little spanner,
Doesn't help in any manner,
These worthless bolts are purely jokes,
I've stripped the frigging thread!

What evil little engineer,
Tanked up on too much christmas cheer,
Devised this mess, is anyone's guess?
If I track him down, he's dead!

"Join Bracing Bracket 'C'
To Supporting Leg marked 'D'..."
Where's guide hole 'L'? Oh, bloody hell,
I just want to go to bed!

It says easy to construct -
Well, they can all just go get fucked!
It's total crap, I need a nap,
Should have gone with the pony instead!

Signed, Santa

PS: next christmas, why don't you extinguish the fire when you go to bed -- so I don't have to piss on it when I get stuck in your ******* chimney because you haven't had it cleaned in ten years!?

The joy of being a father at xmas!

by David Higgins, 17 December 2005

original site
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 8 Dec, 2006 06:02 am
I love that poem.
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Endymion
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 07:51 am
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper538/stills/sv40w67n.jpg

Wishing you a peaceful and very happy Christmas, Edgar

Endy
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 08:50 am
DadPad, that's great!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 11 Dec, 2006 05:55 pm
ENDYMION wrote:
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper538/stills/sv40w67n.jpg

Wishing you a peaceful and very happy Christmas, Edgar

Endy


Merry, endy.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 22 Nov, 2007 11:48 am
I think I will post the entire thread, if I am able to figure it out. Not sure which day I will accomplish that.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 25 Nov, 2007 03:01 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
I think I will post the entire thread, if I am able to figure it out. Not sure which day I will accomplish that.


Correction. So far, I cannot locate the file.
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Endymion
 
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Reply Mon 26 Nov, 2007 06:50 pm
good luck finding that edgar

i know what that's like
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 8 Dec, 2007 12:46 am
Apparently, I no longer have it.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 16 Dec, 2007 08:17 pm
bump
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 29 Nov, 2008 10:12 am
A bump for 2008
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 21 Dec, 2008 12:53 pm
I want to begin a new thread, in which a2k members contribute by writing their own little verses, or prose, even, to further telling the tale of Santa's journey. I tried this early on with a2k, but did not make it sufficientl plain what was the objective, and it got immediately derailed. If I get at least two or three affirmative replies, I will launch it. What say you? Are you game?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 25 Dec, 2017 06:29 pm
I think a few of the verses here are pertinent this year as never before
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