C.J. was left with a few questions after watching "20/20's" Michael Jackson special, or as one British writer described it: The world's longest suicide note.
1) When you wave off massive numbers of your fans everyday, what's really more important in a split second: (a) the esteem of a little girl who gets to hold her Daddy's hand or (b) Daddy stopping to sign autographs? (Remember, this is the baby girl you were so anxious to bring home that you spirited her out of the delivery room, placenta and all. It was touching to see the concerned father complain to the nanny that Paris must understand "When I [say] let go, let go." You can sign all the autographs you like during your ample time away from the kids. And don't get me started with concerned dad sequestering himself with bodyguards instead of being concerned about whether his kids were safe.)
2) Had you ever actually fed "Blanket" before that uncomfortable Butterfly McQueenesque bottle-feeding session performed for Martin Bashir? (Naturally, you wouldn't be the first rich person with no hands-on child-rearing experience.)
3) Are you aware that the two stories regarding Blanket's mom don't necessarily mesh?
4) Is naming all your male children after you a sign of tremendous insecurity or megalomania? (While it's too late to do anything about
your self esteem, how much additional baggage do you want to pile onto these kids who are sufficiently burdened by their paternity?)
5) Peter Pan, you are aware that you will not live forever?
6) With all the resources available to a teenager of your wealth, nobody thought to take you to a dermatologist who could have prescribed antibiotics for your acne?
7) How do you reconcile every song, poem and dance being inspired by your childlike side, born out of a place of innocence, and adult crotch grabbing?
8) When are you going to stop having children who are not related to you sleep in your room?
9) Are any of the people closest to you allowed to tell you the truth?
(Elizabeth Taylor has her issues, but she was a good mom. Ditto for Diana Ross, who is not coping with old age gracefully. Even Quincy Jones could warn you of some of the parenting mistakes you're making.)
10) Can you really call it tree climbing when handles have been installed to help you pull up? Come on, it's a sprawling tree, not a repelling wall.
11) At what age are you going to get over the horrible way your sorry father treated you and start acting like an adult?
12) Do you put tape over your fingernails so we can't see what color you would be if you didn't bleach?
13) The multi-million-dollar shopping spree: You were showing off, weren't you?
C.J. has a few questions...