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Thu 11 Nov, 2004 03:20 pm
Edit (Moderator): Moved from Spirituality & Religion to Humor
-Sacrificing goats, and painting pentagrams on the wall with their blood?
-Sacrificing virgins?
-Carving "666" into your chest with a piece of broken glass?
-Listening to Slayer on your headphones in church while masturbating in the confession booth?
-Burning crosses in your basement?
These are only a few of the many fun ways to show Satan we love him.
What are yours?
Sacrifices are really nice, especially on graveyards, lotsa candles, animal blood, and afterwards sex in huge amounts. Aynthing goes. Whatever rocks your boat over the river Hades.
HUMOR!!! HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY RELIGON!!!
YOU SHALL BURN AT THE BLOODY GATES OF HELL!!!
I just voodoo dolled your asses.
That's what I thought too, Prince of Evil. anyways, we'll meet and greet their sorry asses when they get there, ok? That'll be fun!
I prefer to honor the Prince of Darkness by painting naughty portraits of me and Ted Danson, while blasting Eric Carmen's greatest hits.
I prefer subliminal lyrics in my dj and karaoke discs hat I use at middle school dances .......catch 'em and convert 'em young I say.....
Bear, you the biggest soulcatcher of'em all!
bigdice67 wrote:Bear, you the biggest soulcatcher of'em all!
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or frightened.... :wink:
I prefer luring young innocent women to sports bars where, after sharing a few beers with them, I implant, through subliminal messages, the demon seed into their brain.
Then, the next time I call, they will swim naked with me through a river of blood.
I roam college campuses, targeting young, pretty liberal arts students and hypnotize them into becoming lawyers.
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