BIGGER 'N BETTER IN TEXAS

BIGGER 'N BETTER IN TEXAS

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London, and was in a hurry.
As they went by the Tower of London the cabbie explained
what it was and that construction started in 1346 and it was
completed in 1412.

The Texan replied, "Shoot, a little ol' tower like that? In
Houston we'd have that thing up in two weeks!"

House of Parliament next - Started construction in 1544,
completed 1618.

Hell boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas and it
only took a year!"

As they passed Westminister Abbey the cabby was silent.

"Whoah! What's that over there?"

I don't know, It wasn't there yesterday..."