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Wed 10 Nov, 2004 01:21 pm
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R.I.P Tony Danza
1953-2004
You will be missed.
Did you know that Tony accidently killed Andy Kaufman?..they were practicing wrestling holds.
R.I.P. Andy Kaufman
That is exactly what REALLY paralized Chris Reeve. He was thier referee.
But since the two were nude wrestling.. Chris was embarassed so he said it happened horse back riding.
Tony Danza:
Inspired my sex move called "Who's the Boss?"
While having sex with a girl from behind, I sometimes enjoy slapping her in the back of her head, then going "AYE! WHO'S THE BOSS?"
What a coincidence!
"Different Strokes" inspired this self-pleasuring technique of mine in which I...
Wait, I think that discussion is for a different website.
So who was influenced by H.R. Pufnstuf? I hear Tony Danza was, which is why he killed Andy Kaufman. It was a clear-cut case of.....reefer madness....
What I heard was that Pufnstuf sent Alyssa Milano to Gus's capybara farm, and that Kaufman killed himself and made it look like Tony Danza killed him. Open and shut case if ya ask me! There was reefers involved, you're right there cav.
A Tony Danza look-a-like killed Alyssa Milano while he was puff'n stuff? You don't say.
There's a coral reef by Andy Kaufman's capybara farm? And it hasn't made the news 'til now?
That's because of the cover-up, SCoates. Tony Danza knew he'd been framed, but it was such bad publicity that he kept it under wraps. Now that he's dead, though, the truth can come out.
Wait a minute, I just heard that Tony Danza killed O.J.!
The Italian leather shoes and gloves???
Tony Danza's of course...Tony drove the white SUV.
Speaking of "white," let's not forget Tony's involvement in the underworld of white supremacy.
Gargamel wrote:Speaking of "white," let's not forget Tony's involvement in the underworld of white supremacy.
I heard he was more into ecru supremacy, if you know what I mean....
cavfancier wrote:Gargamel wrote:Speaking of "white," let's not forget Tony's involvement in the underworld of white supremacy.
I heard he was more into ecru supremacy, if you know what I mean....
Kicky says
Quote:Wait a minute, I just heard that Tony Danza killed O.J.!
which was his initiation into the ecru supremacy group since O.J. was married to a white woman...
willow, you might be confusing the ecru supremacy group with the biege supremacy group.
The biege group, I hear is partial to drinking "black and tans" if you know what I mean.
Yes, seed. I partake of 'Black and Tans'. Guiness and Bass ale is my choice...but I had nothing to do with Danza's demise.
panzade clearly makes subtle reference to Mr. Patrick O'Danshea, Irish rebel, and grandfather of Tony, who changed his name from Seamus O'Danshea for show business reasons. Old Patrick was one of the twelve killed by Britain's notorious 'Black and Tans' at the infamous football match in Croke Park, Dublin, November, 1920. His last words to his wife were "Let our grandson grow up Italian...at least he'll still be a Catholic...."
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