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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 01:21 pm
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R.I.P Tony Danza

http://www.tonydanzabonanza.tvheaven.com/images/mda_tonydanza.jpg



1953-2004

You will be missed.
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 01:29 pm
Did you know that Tony accidently killed Andy Kaufman?..they were practicing wrestling holds.

R.I.P. Andy Kaufman
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 01:37 pm
That is exactly what REALLY paralized Chris Reeve. He was thier referee.
But since the two were nude wrestling.. Chris was embarassed so he said it happened horse back riding.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 02:01 pm
Tony Danza:

Inspired my sex move called "Who's the Boss?"

While having sex with a girl from behind, I sometimes enjoy slapping her in the back of her head, then going "AYE! WHO'S THE BOSS?"
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 03:25 pm
What a coincidence!

"Different Strokes" inspired this self-pleasuring technique of mine in which I...

Wait, I think that discussion is for a different website.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 03:30 pm
So who was influenced by H.R. Pufnstuf? I hear Tony Danza was, which is why he killed Andy Kaufman. It was a clear-cut case of.....reefer madness....
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:10 pm
What I heard was that Pufnstuf sent Alyssa Milano to Gus's capybara farm, and that Kaufman killed himself and made it look like Tony Danza killed him. Open and shut case if ya ask me! There was reefers involved, you're right there cav.
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SCoates
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 05:26 pm
A Tony Danza look-a-like killed Alyssa Milano while he was puff'n stuff? You don't say.
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SCoates
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 05:32 pm
There's a coral reef by Andy Kaufman's capybara farm? And it hasn't made the news 'til now?
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 09:17 pm
That's because of the cover-up, SCoates. Tony Danza knew he'd been framed, but it was such bad publicity that he kept it under wraps. Now that he's dead, though, the truth can come out.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 09:37 pm
Wait a minute, I just heard that Tony Danza killed O.J.!
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Ceili
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 10:34 pm
The Italian leather shoes and gloves???
Tony Danza's of course...Tony drove the white SUV.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 09:53 am
Speaking of "white," let's not forget Tony's involvement in the underworld of white supremacy.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 09:55 am
Gargamel wrote:
Speaking of "white," let's not forget Tony's involvement in the underworld of white supremacy.


I heard he was more into ecru supremacy, if you know what I mean....
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willow tl
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:00 am
cavfancier wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
Speaking of "white," let's not forget Tony's involvement in the underworld of white supremacy.


I heard he was more into ecru supremacy, if you know what I mean....


Kicky says
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Wait a minute, I just heard that Tony Danza killed O.J.!


which was his initiation into the ecru supremacy group since O.J. was married to a white woman...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:02 am
willow, you might be confusing the ecru supremacy group with the biege supremacy group.
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:53 am
The biege group, I hear is partial to drinking "black and tans" if you know what I mean.
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Seed
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 12:12 pm
panzade wrote:
The biege group, I hear is partial to drinking "black and tans" if you know what I mean.
and i think you do...
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 12:14 pm
Yes, seed. I partake of 'Black and Tans'. Guiness and Bass ale is my choice...but I had nothing to do with Danza's demise.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 12:22 pm
panzade clearly makes subtle reference to Mr. Patrick O'Danshea, Irish rebel, and grandfather of Tony, who changed his name from Seamus O'Danshea for show business reasons. Old Patrick was one of the twelve killed by Britain's notorious 'Black and Tans' at the infamous football match in Croke Park, Dublin, November, 1920. His last words to his wife were "Let our grandson grow up Italian...at least he'll still be a Catholic...."
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