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Orgasm On Demand by Remote Control!!

 
 
Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 06:46 am
Okay, ladies... Our time has come. We finally get control of the remote and it's much better than Monday Night Football! Orgasm on demand? I'll take two, how about you?





Doctor accidentally discovers the 'Orgasmatron'


While Meloy, an anesthesiologist and pain specialist in Winston-Salem, was putting an electrode into the spine of a female patient with chronic back pain, the woman reported a decrease in her pain and a delightful, but very unexpected, side effect.

"When we turned on the power in this case, she let out a moan and began hyperventilating," Meloy said on ABC News' Good Morning America. "Of course we cut the power and I looked around the drapes and asked her what was going on. Once she caught her breath, she said 'you're gonna have to teach my husband how to do that!' "

Meloy soon realized he may have discovered a device that could help thousands of women who have trouble achieving orgasm.

"The device is the use of a pre-existing device called a spinal cord stimulator," he said. "Instead of treating chronic pain with the stimulator, we're treating orgasmic dysfunction," Meloy said.

In a surgical procedure done in his office, Meloy implants the electrodes from this device into the back of the patient, at the bottom part of the spinal cord. When the electrodes are stimulated with a remote control, the brain interprets the signal as an orgasm, he said. The device is about the size of a pacemaker and can be turned on and off with a handheld remote control.

Meloy conducted a study of 11 women that he has submitted for publication to the Journal of the American Society of Anesthesiologists.

"Six of them had never had an orgasm before," Meloy said. "Five of them had and then lost the ability. The results were promising in my mind. We were able to stimulate 91 percent of the women, 10 out of 11."



More: http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/bizarre/110904_sn_discovery.html
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:20 am
Come on. This is a major medical breakthrough with untold outcome for peace throughout the world.

Hard to b!tch and complain when having an orgasm.

Men are happier 'cause we aren't on their case.

Ta-Da! World peace!
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:27 am
I have to wonder Squin, what is the percentage of women that aren't able to orgasm and what percentage can't orgasm with a partner? Any figures out there?

Here's a site that aproximates the difference in male and female orgasms.

http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm
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colorbook
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:31 am
Finally, all those unfortunate women can now have the chance to feel what they have been missing :wink:
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:32 am
maybe it'll improve your mood...I'm for it.....
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:35 am
While they're in there implanting...can they add a gizmo that'll make 'em less surly while they're washing my laundry?
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:56 am
Uh, Pan. Believe me, I would do your laundry all day if I could just keep triggering an orgasm on demand.


BTW, I'm thinking every lady should have one of these devices even if they can have an orgasm with partner. Would take a heck of a lot of monotany out of grocery shopping.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:57 am
and yet you pitched a bitch when I wanted to buy a pocket pal.....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:58 am
And here I thought the hand-held pulsating shower head was invented years ago.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 09:00 am
dyslexia wrote:
And here I thought the hand-held pulsating shower head was invented years ago.


yeah but you can't take it to the grocery store....
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 09:03 am
Much better than a shower head. No need to get hair wet and have to re-do make-up.

Much better than a vibrator since I assume there's no buzzing sound to give you away.

Course, you certainly wouldn't want the remote to fall into the wrong hands! (ie. I'm trying to listen to this, dagnabit! Now cut it out! - as the minister asks everyone to stand for the benediction)
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:05 pm
bear, you can't tell me Squinney doesn't stroll around the Winn-Dixie without her Ben Wa balls?
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:12 pm
My what? Shocked
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