HE SAID ... SHE SAID

He said, She said

(10) He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to
put in
it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

(9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

(8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make
love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

(7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

(6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

(5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea....
you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

(4) Priest said... 'I don't think you will ever find another man
like
your late husband.
She said... 'Who's gonna look?

(3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
gave
you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

(2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light
on.

And the number (1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an
orgasm?
She said...I would, but you said not to call you at work.