HEARS TO THE EARS

HEARS TO THE EARS

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him
a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The
new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put you
right." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his
hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,
"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."
"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or
a woman's."
"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"