LITTLE OLD LADY AT THE HOTEL

Little Old Lady at the Hotel
It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh
hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards
her, screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked
man outside my window!!!"
The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room. "Where is
he?" asked the receptionist. "He's over there," replied the little old
lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel. The
receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving
around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go
to bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you
can only see him from the waist up?"
"The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the
dresser!"