Yard Sale

One day, while passing a nursing home, I noticed 6 old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes maam, I sure do" he said. "They're retired
prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."