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Thu 4 Nov, 2004 05:00 pm
1. GONIF WITH THE WIND -- A thief tries to acquire ownership of Tara
through a forged deed.
2. THE PUTZMAN RINGS TWICE -- A Mohel murder mystery.
3. THE GOOD, THE CHABAD, AND THE UGLY -- A kosher noodle western.
4. MOBY DRECK -- Captain Ahab harpoons the wrong end of the whale.
5. THE CINCINNATI YID -- Steve McQueen uses some of his poker winnings to
start a reform congregation.
6. THE SEDER HOUSE RULES -- Bubbie lays down the law on Pesach.
7. BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KIBBITZER -- Paul Newman and Robert
Redford do standup shtick while they rob their victims.
8. BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KVETCH -- The extras complain that whistling the
theme song dries out their mouths and hurts their lips.
9. THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LATKE -- An overdone potato pancake turns
into a monster.
10. THE MATZO CANDIDATE ---Frank Sinatra is brainwashed into thinking that
it's always Passover.
11. DRIEDELS OF THE LOST ARK --Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games.
12. ALEPH DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE -- Neither the waitress nor the old
Hebrew school can be found.
13. THE SIX CENTS -- Three Jews each put in their two-cents worth.
14 . DREYDEL WILL ROCK -- Chanukah toy comes alive.
15. GOYS DON'T CRY -- Rabbi explains why only Jews observe Yom Kippur.
16. STUART LADLE -- Mouse makes chicken soup for Shabbos.
17. THE GREEN MOYEL --Young man performs first circumcision.
18. GOY STORY II -- Jewish man divorces shiksa, marries another.
Thanks for the link, Cav.
Very, very funny.
I know several people who will receive a copy of this list immediately.
Thanks for bumping Frank. I thought it was hilarious.
The Good the Chabad and the Ugly - a modern classic.
Putz I Have Missed.
It ain't a movie...but if it had been, it woulda been a horror one!
You forgot this Classic that I always enjoyed
Barbara Streisand and Richard Gere in
"An Officer And A Yentlman"
These are being forwarded to Dad, post haste.
Loved The Green Moyel
I entertain lots of Jewish groups with my poetry and for Passover I changed the words of Homeward Bound to Matzo Bound.
Heh heh, Matzo Bound is an unwelcome image for me right now. I've been badly constipated.