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Sun 31 Oct, 2004 09:49 pm
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win.
Planets governing President Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.
On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.
"Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed by the Sun, which is unfortunate and gives him a clear defeat," Lachhman Das Madan, editor of a popular astrology magazine, told Reuters.
"Kerry will win," said Madan, who is also known as "the emperor of astrologers." "It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of United States again."
Ajai Bhambi, a senior astrologer and author of several books on the science of predictions, agreed.
"Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.
Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said.
Astrology is extremely popular in India and many top politicians, businessmen and movie stars consult astrologers before taking important decisions.
Tuesday's vote is forecast to be one of the closest in American history. A Reuters/Zogby poll showed on Thursday that Bush was leading Kerry by 48 to 46 percent but the lead was well within the poll's margin of error.
Hooray for the astrologers!
Leave it to Roger to throw a wet blanket on our exuberance.
woohoo---screw the mouse i say!!! :-))
don't be such a girlie man gus!
roger wrote:Planets don't vote.
Ever the sober voice, Roger!
willow wrote:don't be such a girlie man gus!
Did you misinterpret my imitation of a mouse, willow? You said "screw the mouse" and I said "eek", perhaps not the best imitation of a mouse, but I tried nonetheless, in a feeble effort, to force you to fulfill your part of the bargain.
Apparently the ol' "Lead Balloon Syndrome" came into play.
Maybe next time the results will be more favorable for me.
That is Rat, willow_tl. RAT.
dammit - damn Rat got in before me.
Planets DON'T vote - but - what sort of record do these soothsayers have with US elections before this one?
dlowan wrote:dammit - damn Rat got in before me.
Planets DON'T vote - but - what sort of record do these soothsayers have with US elections before this one?
The psychics aren't sure. Remembering the past is not their strong suit.
To be honest, I don't know if they've ever been asked until this election.
The Boston Red Sox have won, now the Washington Redskins (?) have lost, it seems something cataclysmic is happening.
Yep, the Redskins have lost.
McTag wrote: it seems something cataclysmic is happening.

Why cataclysmic? If this "mystic game" is still effective, tomorrow Kerry will win the election.