Scientifically Proven: The Truth 'bout Men & Women

[FROM A GUY'S POINT OF VIEW]

> The Truth about MEN

1. MALIBOG

All men are sex-minded. It's a universal truth. But
to tell you frankly girls, it's not really our fault. God
made us with testosterones and our genes
command us to act this way. If we are not sex-
minded then how would the human race
procreate? It's a man's nature to be "malibog"
kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin kung madalas
kami humingi ng sex. Its our balls that command
us, and not our brains.

2. LIARS

Ask me no questions and I tell you no lies. This is
true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi
namin kayang I-share sa mga gf/asawa namin
kaya nakakapagsinungaling kami kasi pinipilit
kaming sumagot sa mga bagay na ayaw naming
sagutin. We try to hide things and if we cant hide it
anymore, we lie. This tactic is perfected thru time
kaya iyung ibang guys eh medyo natural na sa
kanila ang mag-lie. But remember, we prefer to lie
rather to give our privacy. (Take note, only those
things that we think are need not be said.)

3. I'M THE MAN!

We must have this feeling that we are in control.
Ayaw naming me kumander kami, iyung me nag-
cocommand sa amin. (Though, we are open to
suggestions). And one more thing, if we say that
we are not lost, we are not lost! And that's
because we guys will eventually find our way. It's a
guy's nightmare that his ego be bruised by his lady
you know. And we hate it!

4. BUDDY

We stick with our friends. We must have time with
our buddies you know? Its not everyday that only
the gf gets our time. We always have the need to
do those "boys night out." Its such different feeling
being with your buddies and gf. Because we get
to talk about topics under .1. And don't ask where
we are goin' because you might get .2. Ever heard
of "male bonding?"

5. QUIET

We are sometimes just plain quiet. This scenario
happens all the time: gf ask the bf why he is quiet,
the bf say nothing, then the gf say there's
something wrong, the gf insist that there is
something wrong when there is really not until a
word war comes out. Actually girls, we are not as
chatty as you are. Even with our buddies, can you
notice that we sometimes just nod at each other
and still understand each other? We like being
quiet or should I say saying nothing when there is
really nothing to be said.



[FROM A WOMAN'S POINT OF VIEW]

> The Truth about WOMEN

1. MALAMBING

All women are malambing. It's a universal truth.
But to tell you frankly guys, it's not really our fault.
Kasi you guys sometimes forget to make pansin
your gf's eh! If we are not malambing then how
would the human race procreate? It's a woman's
nature to be "malambing" kaya wag niyo kaming
sisisihin kung madalas kami maging mushy.

2. LOVERS (Sobra!)

This is true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay
na hindi naming kayang itago. Masyado kaming
ma-emote. We try to hide things and if we cant
hide it anymore, we literally explode! madrama
kami. These tactic is perfected thru time kaya
iyung ibang girls eh medyo natural na sa kanila
ang magdrama. Masyado kaming concentrated
sa love.

3. I'M YOUR GIRL!

We must have this feeling that we get your
attention. Ayaw naming me kahati kami. Ayaw
naming me kahati kami. Got that?!?

4. BABY

We want to be treated like a baby. You must have
time for us. Its not everyday that only your buddies
gets yer time. We always have the need to do
those "romantic nights." Its such a different feeling
being with your b. Because we get to cuddle, kiss,
hug....

5. MAKULIT

We are sometimes just plain makulit. This
scenario happens all the time: gf ask the bf why he
is quiet, the bf say nothing, then the gf say there's
something wrong, the gf insist that there is
something wrong when there is really not until a
word war comes out. Actually guys, we are not as
lame and quiet as you are. Even with our buddies,
can you notice that we sometimes just can't stop
talking? We like chatting even when there's really
nothing to be said.