Transplants

An international group of doctors were toting their medical advances:

The Israeli doctor said: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

The German doctor countered: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor argued: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

Not be be outdone, the Texas doctor said: "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work."