A pictorial journey through kickycan's sex life.

Edit (Moderator): Moved from General to Humor.

kicky dated Julia for a short time and then asked for sex. Her response...



Disappointed with Julia's rejection, Kicky moved on to Beatrice. Before too long, he asked her for sex...



Kicky was beginning to see a pattern. Undaunted, he moved in with Clarice. After a candlelit dinner on a warm summer evening he asked her to take his virginity. She covered her eyes and asked him to leave...



Kicky became desperate. Mulling the situation over, he muttered to himself, "Maybe if I expose myself, show them what I've got, maybe then they'll want me" He started dating Juanita. One quiet evening after dinner and a glass of wine, he tried his new strategy. Dropping his pants he stood on his chair and said, "Take me Juanita!".....



A week passed. He tried the same strategy with Wolanda...



Later, he tried Heather...



Six women, six rejections. Kicky began to drink heavily. Drugs entered the picture. Soon, he was homeless. And still a virgin.

Until Loretta came along. She was homeless and attractive. Kicky and Loretta spent days and nights holding hands and whispering into each other's ear. Soon the day came when Kicky once more decided to expose himself. Loretta, startled at first, became reflective and mulled the situation over. Finally, in a hoarse voice, she whispered, "I like what I see".....



They fell onto the wet grass and began to pant and grope. Kicky's scream of release, minutes later, reverberated through the park. He was sated. He was a man.

After several months of passion with Loretta, Kicky decided to move on to greener pastures. Loretta sobbed when Kicky told her he was leaving.

"But where will you go, Kicky? I'm all you have."

Kicky smirked at Loretta as he turned to walk away. His parting words were, "I'm going to A2K, Loretta. I hear there's some real women over there. Thanks for nothin'"

He left her stifled sobs in his wake.


And, ladies of A2K, that is why kicky is here. He is on a mission of lust.

Think twice before falling for his charms.

And for God's sake..... remember Loretta.