A MILLION IRAQIS AND ONE BLONDE WITH BIG

President Bush came away from conferencing with Dick Cheney. He approached the reporter and said, "We plan to kill one million Iraqis and one blonde with enormous full breasts." The astonished reporter responded with, "Why would you kill the blonde?" Bush went back to Cheney, grinning. "See? I told you no one cares about the Iraqis."