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Sun 2 Feb, 2003 12:48 pm
President Bush came away from conferencing with Dick Cheney. He approached the reporter and said, "We plan to kill one million Iraqis and one blonde with enormous full breasts." The astonished reporter responded with, "Why would you kill the blonde?" Bush went back to Cheney, grinning. "See? I told you no one cares about the Iraqis."
There is a similar Israeli joke.
A Palestinian teenager wants to join a terror group. The local terrorists' commander tells him that in order to become a member he has to kill ten Jews, five Americans and a walrus.
"Why should I kill a walrus?" ?- asks the boy.
?- OK, son, you are admitted.
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