NOT TO BE OUTDONE

I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married.
I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

NOT TO BE OUTDONE!

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he
walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my
son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your
Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies "My son is a gorgeous,
6' 2", hardbodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a
room, women
say, "My God...."

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