MOTORCYCLE TICKET

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked a$$hole. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I
try to have a little fun each day. It's important.