THE MARRIAGE BED

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time pierod. Because mum was a bit worried about how their sex
life would get stated, she made them all promise to send a post card
from there honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mum was puzzled at first but then went
to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said "good to the last
drop" Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl
sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding and the card read
"Benson and hedges".
Mum now knew to go straight to her husbands cigarettes and she read from
he pack"Extra long king size" She was again embarrassed but still happy
for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean mum waited for a
week, nothing. another week went by and still nothing Then after a whole
month a card finally arrived. Written on it with a shaky hand writing
were the words "British airways" Mum took out her latest harpers bazaar
magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst and finally found
the ad for BA. The ad said "Ten times a day,Seven days a week, Both
ways! Mum fainted..................!