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How many different types of animals have you eaten?

 
 
paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 04:59 pm
Gustatellthetruth, Hustler!
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:01 pm
2 sperms were swimming one day inside a women's body. One says to the other, "How long till we get to the ovaries?", "Ovaries?!" The other one said, "We aren't even past the esophagus!"


HAHAHA, BECAUSE SHE SWALLOWED!

The best part is explaining them!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:05 pm
Never, under any circumstance, explain a joke, child.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:09 pm
And never eat sperm.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:09 pm
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:13 pm
kickycan wrote:
And never eat sperm.


I believe there are 110 calories in sperm, plus protein and about 20 different nutrients, in short, if I were trapped some place with my lover, and we were starving, guess what I would be dining on.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:16 pm
It's a quiet form of cannibalism.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:19 pm
Also one of the most beautiful, in my opinion.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:19 pm
Is that an original line, Paula?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:29 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Is that an original line, Paula?


Yes. And it's a true statement if you ask me. It could keep a girl alive longer.
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InTraNsiTiOn
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:30 pm
I agree with gus and kicky!!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:32 pm
kickycan wrote:
Also one of the most beautiful, in my opinion.


Can you think of a better way to help your lover out, everybody is happy!
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:34 pm
You's guys totally don't see the genius behind explaining a joke. Especially one with such an obvious punchline.

Conan would tell a joke about Pavaroti loving food, and then he'd say, "Because he's fat.". Makes it so much better! Hope you's guys are taking notes.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:36 pm
Child of the Light wrote:

Conan would tell a joke about Pavaroti loving food, and then he'd say, "Because he's fat."


Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:39 pm
Quote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Is that an original line, Paula?

Paula answered....

Yes. And it's a true statement if you ask me. It could keep a girl alive longer.


Remember Thoreau's line The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation?

I put that line of yours right up there with Thoreau's, Paula.

You are a friggin' modern day genius.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:42 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Quote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Is that an original line, Paula?

Paula answered....

Yes. And it's a true statement if you ask me. It could keep a girl alive longer.


Remember Thoreau's line The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation?

I put that line of yours right up there with Thoreau's, Paula.

You are a friggin' modern day genius.


I have never read Thoreau, what was he writing about, Gus, are you teasing me?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:43 pm
No. That was a very clever line.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:44 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
No. That was a very clever line.


It wasn't meant to be clever, I was being truthful.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:47 pm
Come on over, baby.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 24 Oct, 2004 05:48 pm
All right, but no teasing. I'm sensitive.
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