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Sat 1 Feb, 2003 06:51 am
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say...
1. I just love how Barry Manilow sings, don't you?
2. No, I don't want another beer.
I have to work tomorrow.
3. You know, her breasts are just too big for my
liking.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. Boy, that Barbara Walters is one sexy babe.
6. Sure, honey! I'd be happy to discuss the
state of our relationship.
7. We haven't been to the mall for ages.
Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
8. Forget Monday Night Football. Let's watch
something
meaningful on the "Lifetime Channel."
9. It's late. Put your clothes back
on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store.
Do you need more tampons?
11. Actually, I prefer it when *you* hold the
remote.
12. I'm sick of beer. Give me a fruit juice.
13. Great! Your mother's coming to stay with us
again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbour knows
that her drapes are open when she's
getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way. You weeded the garden last week. It's my
turn.
16. Better get rid of these old Playboy magazines.
I don't look at them any more.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much gratuitous nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
20. No! I don't want to see your sister's breasts.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on, for Pete's sake.
23. Eat something! You're starting to look
like a Victoria's Secret Model!
24. Don't pick that up, I got it.
25. Happy Anniversary!
26. Hey, isn't today your mother's birthday?
27. Let's talk. I miss talking.
28. Gay men have rights too!
29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
30. Are you losing weight, sweetie?
"You can stay online 24/7. It's good for your eyes and your wallet.
"I need some new hankies"!
Hahhahahahahhahaahha, good one Phoenix!
"I'll do the laundry and You can go to your aerobics class. I just love doing the laundry"!
Or ... you've done it for most of the time. I figure it's my turn now.
(ps, New Haven .... that's a very cute avatar you have there!)
When you watch if for a while you can't help laughing ... Such an ERNEST little bird, typing, typing ...
What's the deal with all the eggs?
Or are they big, yellow toes?
I never thought of that! I thought those long things sticking out were the legs on the computer!!
What would Freud say about my thinking they were eggs?
Is this bird, male or female?
It could be either, really ... but a very sweet-natured bird. And very engrossed in whatever s/he typing!
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