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Sat 1 Feb, 2003 06:47 am
A man returning home a day early from a business trip
got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight.
While enroute to his home, he asked the cabby if he
would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was
having an affair and he intended to catch her in the
act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby
tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the
lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife
in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to
the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been
very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited
money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you.
He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our
house at the lake. He paid for our country club
membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband
slowly lowered the gun.
He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would
you do?
The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that
blanket before he catches a cold."
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