LOL...just read an article about Edwards' hair....last paragraph is hilarious:
Mr Edwards has not escaped hair jokes even from his running mate.
"In their first public appearance together after Mr Edwards was given the number two spot, Mr Kerry told reporters: "We've got better vision, better ideas, a better sense of what is happening in America. And we've got better hair." Mr Kerry was so pleased with the line, that he repeated it several more times until reined in by his wife, the impressively coiffured Teresa Heinz Kerry.
She banned the line, a bashful Mr Kerry later told reporters, scolding him: "You just lost the bald vote."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/10/20/wus120.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/10/20/ixworld.html