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A woman's defense of her old breasts

 
 
Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 10:43 am
A family was sitting around the supper table when the son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answered, "Well, son, there are three kinds of Breasts . In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom , how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, thought for a moment, smiled, and looked at her husband and answered,

"Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. When a man is in his twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are there for decoration only."
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 11:27 am
squinney would disagree....
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 11:56 am
Did you read that great thing that Cybill Shepherd said recently? She said now that she's in her 50s, she loves her breasts. They're so flexible! She can wear them up...or down...or side-to-side....

<ROTFLMAO!>
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 01:01 pm
old breasts in good taste or taste good?
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 02:24 pm
Both, bear. Wink
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 05:12 pm
BBB and you others-

Laughing Very Happy Laughing
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 10:16 am
Hahaha, great joke!
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