I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN

I'm A Senior Citizen.

I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories.....over and over.

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

I'm so cared for: long term care, eye care, private care, dental care....

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, and politicians.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, antismoke, anti-inflammatory......

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me I would send it to many more! You didn't send it, did you?