THE AUSSIE WAY

THE AUSSIE WAY

This Chinaman man moved into his new home in Australia. His Aussie
neighbor, decided to make him feel welcome and went next door to greet
him. He was shocked to see the Chinaman in his nice backyard chasing 10
chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to
himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he
went home.
The next day, he went back again and saw the Chinese man urinate into a
cup and drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom" he thought to himself. So
he put off the welcome for one more day.
The third day, he was determined he must welcome the Chinaman. At his
gate, he saw the Chinese man with his ear pressed against a cow's big
fat butt. He became angry and went up to the Chinaman and said, "I'm
sorry sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy
Chinese customs!"
The Chinese man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, you are
mistaken. These are actually Australian customs. I was told, to be an
Australian, you have to
chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."