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A Little Child Shall Lead Them

 
 
Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 08:39 pm
housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
>> Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the
>> closet.
>>
>> The boy now has company.
>> Boy: "Dark in here."
>> Man: "Yes it is."
>> Boy: "I have a baseball."
>> Man: "That's nice."
>> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>> Man: "No, thanks."
>> Boy: "My dad's outside."
>> Man: "OK, how much?"
>> Boy: "$250."
>>
>> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
>> lover
>> are in the closet together.
>> Boy: "Dark in here."
>> Man: "Yes, it is."
>> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>> Man: "How much?"
>> Boy: "$750."
>> Man: "Fine."
>>
>> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
>> Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
>>
>> The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
>>
>> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>>
>> The son says, "$1,000."
>>
>> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that.
>> That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
>> take you to church and make you confess."
>>
>> They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the
little
>> boy
>> sit in the confession booth and closes the door
>> The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that
****
>> again."
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 08:44 pm
Laughing
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 08:45 pm
classic!
i Laughing every time i see it
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 08:50 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
classic!
i Laughing every time i see it


believe it or not, I've never seen it before...is it a chestnut? Odd that, I've heard most jokes.....and I liked this one...
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