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Thu 30 Jan, 2003 10:09 am
Everytime I go to the grocery store, the mall, or other places of consumer spending, I get
all aggravated and what not at the fact I have to park my car more than 10 feet from the
door. However, I always notice the handful of lucky folks who get special plates that
allow them to park in the handicapped spots.
So, I'm not handicapped, but I was wondering...how can I score one of those tags that hang
down from my mirror. That way, I can whip it out when I need a spot, and take it off when
I have the hot date.
Any mail-order sites?
I got a fool-proof plan for you, dude:
1.) Get girlfriend
2.) Place girlfriend's cats on hot stove
3.) Admit placing girlfriend's cats on hot stove
4.) Become disabled
5.) Get some lovely dangly tags.
A cinch!
Hey Slappy does handicap between the legs count ?? If yes, u can get one legitimately !!
Hey buddy, I'll have you know I'm hung like a farm animal.
a chicken IS a farm animal, right?
So what appendage do you want chopped off?
Please provide your address and a bunch of us volunteers will drop by to submit applications for the job.
I can always run ya over with my car, Slappy. That way, you wouldn't have to choose which appendage needed to be, um, put out to pasture.
Besides I thought your mack-daddy ass was chauffeur driven around. What dya need a parking space for?
No, no, no...I drive my own mack-daddy ass around.
It's so much more fun hitting old people myself.
Put a booster seat in for minnie-slappy (I'll knit you one) and, as you cruise by the front door (of whatever crack establishment you frequent) you can fling MS out to pee on another vehicle whose space you covet. When said driver appears and tackles minnie, he can pick his pocket, throw the car-keys to you, you move yer mans car and take his parking spot! Minnie can stand guard should there be any repercussions.
Now doesn't that sound like a bunch of retards to you? I'd give ya a sticker!
That sure is "Wicked retahded"
<snicker>
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