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Dirty Birds

 
 
Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 10:14 am
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest asks.
They say,"Hi,we're hookers-do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.
"You know, I have two male talking parrots that I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Jobe. They can teach your parrots to praise and worship,and they will be sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you,"the woman said, "this may be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered.
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Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 10:20 am
Nice one bear. Laughing
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