The Dr's receptionist

> >
> > There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists
you
> > tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know we all
> have
> > experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
> >
> >
> > An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
approached
> > the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
doctor
> > for today?"
> >
> > "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied. The receptionist
> became
> >
> > irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say
> things
> >
> > like that."
> >
> > "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The
> > receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in
this
> > room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
> your
> >
> > ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor
in
> > private."
> >
> > The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
> >
> > The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
> >
> > "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
> >
> > The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her
> > advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
> >
> > "I can't piss out of it," the man replied
> >
> > The doctor's office erupted in