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Wed 29 Jan, 2003 01:32 pm
This morning, I left this girl's apartment. She was already gone off to work. There are three cats in her apartment. They looked a little hungry, so I left a couple open cans of cat food on top of her stove, right in the middle of the stove top. I also accidently left all four burners on the stove on "high."
Do you think she'll be mad at me?
Oops. Looks like Margo isn't going to agree with my fun here.
I really enjoy cats, Slappy. I've found if ya just spook 'em with the first shot, they can be a real challenge
timber
How to wash a cat.
Put some dish soap in the toilet.
Shove the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
Wait a few minutes. You can tell by the thrashing and screaming that they really enjoy this.
Flush a few times.
Open lid. Cat will fly out across the room, drying itself in the process.
cjhsa, you can toss the lil' guy's in the dryer if they're wet. just remember to throw in a bounce type sheet, or they get really fuzzy.
cjhsa,
That joke is supposed to end with the signature:
The Dog
It makes it a lot funnier.
He loves his Mr Bigglesworth!!
Didnt anyone of you read his statement....
he left a girls apartment this morning
its all a scam
and as if he got some gal drunk or tied up long enough..as if shed let him stay alone in her house....
even a dumb girl aint that dumb
no no no.... he's all in love and stuff.
ahhahahahahahahahahahaha
thats the funniest thing Ive heard all year
ooooh oooooh! I am so excited to hear this 'hot tip'! So, do abuzzers know that this could be true love and all that ****? LOL! I just hope the Doo Hoo is thinking with the correct head, ahahahhahahaha ( not the "little one")ahahhhahahhhahahhahhhaaahahahahahah
<cobalt collapses in exhaustion...whee! >
WHAT in god's name is your avatar, Cobalt!!!!
It looks like fatty degeneration of the liver - or a pile of sloth innards - on my screen!!!!!
If I did not think it would encourage certain mins on this thread, I would become vexed.
However, I shall ignore them.
Yes, Cobalt. What is that thing?
i'm still trying to figure out quinn's aztec pizza avatar thing
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