Oh, Francis!
{smooch} It's perfect!
I must apologize. I thought you were off visiting exotic locales and had completely forgotten about me. But I see now that you did not forget me after all.
The diamond is lovely, and it is just the right size for an earring. If only I had another to match it...
<kissing Francis softly behind the ear>
Do you have any more trips coming up, darling?
Not that I want you to leave, of course. Come, I'll pour you a glass of champagne. We'll make our own little celebration...