FANNIE GREEN

Fannie Green!

A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it

has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with

Fannie Green every week for the last month."


The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail

Mary's."


Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been

two months

since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week

for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is "Fannie

Green?"


"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.


"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."


The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his

sermon

when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's

eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in

front of the Alter.


Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald

green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in sits with

her

legs slightly spread apart.


The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"


The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies; "No

Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes."