HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM...
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> One hand on wheel,
> one hand on horn:
> CHICAGO.
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> One hand on wheel,
> middle finger out window:
> NEW YORK.
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> One hand on wheel,
> middle finger out window,
> cutting across all lanes of traffic:
> NEW JERSEY.
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> One hand on wheel,
> one hand on newspaper,
> foot solidly on accelerator:
> BOSTON.
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> One hand on wheel,
> one hand on nonfat
> double decaf cappuccino,
> cradling cell phone,
> brick on accelerator,
> gun in lap:
> LOS ANGELES.
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> Both hands on wheel,
> eyes shut,
> both feet on brake,
> quivering in terror:
> INDIANA,
> but driving in CALIFORNIA.
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> Both hands in air,
> gesturing,
> both feet on accelerator,
> head turned to talk to
> someone in back seat:
> ITALY.
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> One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
> one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone,
> foot on brake,
> mind on radio game,
> banging head on steering wheel
> while stuck in traffic:
> SEATTLE.
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> One hand on wheel,
> one hand on hunting rifle,
> alternating between both feet
> being on the accelerator
> and both feet on brake,
> throwing McDonald's
> bag out the window:
> TEXAS.
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> Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
> shotgun mounted in rear window,
> beer cans on floor,
> squirrel tails attached to antenna:
> OKLAHOMA.
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> Two hands gripping wheel,
> blue hair barely
> visible above windshield,
> driving 35 on the Interstate
> in the left lane
> with the left blinker on:
> FLORIDA.
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> One hand on the wheel,
> the other on his sister:
> ARKANSAS.
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