HAVING A BAD DAY?

Having a bad day?
>
> There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
> always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m.,
> regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and
> some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No
> one could solve the mystery... as to why the deaths occurred around 11
> a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to
> investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few
> minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside
> the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
> Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to
> ward off the evil spirits.
>
> Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday
> sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that
> he could use the vacuum cleaner.
>
> Having a Bad Day?
>
> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
> spill in Alaska was $80,000.
> At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
> being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers
.
> A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
>
> Still think you are having a bad day?
>
> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
> frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
> from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
> from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
> breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily
> listening to his new Walkman.
>
> STILL think you're having a bad day?
>
> Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
> pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
> pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
> The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
>
> What?! STILL having a bad day?
>
> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
> bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
> it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>
> There now, feeling better?
>