KID TALK

The census taker was greeted at the door by six year old Susie. She told him that her daddy was a doctor but he wasn't home because he was performing an appendectomy.

"Goodness, that's a very big word for such a little girl," the census taker said. "Do you know what it means?"

"Uh-huh," Susie replied. "Two thousand bucks and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"