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Possible condom promotion slogans

 
 
Monger
 
Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 12:56 pm
Cover your stump, before you hump.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home & whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
If you go in heat, package your meat.
While undressing your venus, dress up your penis.
Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection will protect your erection.
If you're gonna have it off, have it on.
No glove, no love.


You can help my strictly noble task of condom promotion by adding more catchy slogans. Very Happy
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mamajuana
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:35 pm
Put it here, pal.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:38 pm
Wanna be a red hot lover? Cover that mother!

Don't be a sappy, protect Mr Happy!
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:16 pm
Forget an "L", there, bunny?
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:18 pm
Laughing snicker Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:29 pm
Where? Huh? WHAT!!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:29 pm
You do better then! WHAT 'L'?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:34 pm
dlowan wrote:
Don't be a sappy, protect Mr Happy!


What on earth is a sappy, anyway?

And I SO can't do better. Monger's covered it pretty well. Oh, hey!

Good lovers use covers.

No.

Cover your lover.

No.

Aw, whaddeva. It has potential, but I can't make it work. Glove/ love is better.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:39 pm
"Sappy"? Sappy means stupid, weak, wet! Don't youse peepuls speek English?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:42 pm
Yes, but "A" sappy? Don't be sappy, maybe.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 03:01 pm
I can noun a smegging adjective any time I want!!!! I got rights! Ain't it in the constertootion or summat?
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husker
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 04:33 pm
this discussion is something like SNL !!
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Monger
 
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2003 12:41 am
Be wise, condomize
Rub her with rubber
Slip some protection on that nasty infection!


...OK this is getting a bit gross Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2003 01:14 am
er....yes...just a tad...
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2003 09:52 am
Don't go out in a storm without your raincoat.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2003 10:20 am
My fav:

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 1 Feb, 2003 08:36 pm
Soz, you lost me too:)
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