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LarryBS
 
Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:05 am
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Q. Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:23 am
Hee hee Larry. And so true!
Laughing
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LarryBS
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:28 am
I'm sensitive, caring, and a mere 20 pounds or so from being good looking, but I admit I rarely change the toilet paper.
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 01:30 am
You sound like a perfect man to me!
Smile
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:57 am
your so easy c. :wink:
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LarryBS
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 03:05 am
Then what am I doing sitting here at 4:03 am playing on the computer?
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 03:10 am
i have no idea larry Laughing
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 03:20 am
LarryBS

Very funny! Very Happy
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LarryBS
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 03:28 am
I appreciate the complement though, chatoyant, I need all I can get at this point!
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 03:30 am
Q. Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Not true - I don't have a bf.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 04:26 am
Kinda makes you think, hey G?


(evil tittering)
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 06:21 am
So what do u suggest dlowan ? Plastic surgery ??
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 10:23 am
Ummm, excuse me folks ... last night, rather early this morning, I used the term "perfect man." I really should stay off this computer when it's late and I'm tired. So, to clarify, there is no such thing as a perfect man. That's like believing in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or evil owls that tell me I'm easy. Razz

And to clarify even further, I think Larry comes as close as is possible to being the perfect man, even though that's a far cry from being a perfect woman.

I hope I got all this straightened out or, as Gautam would say, "I'm on my way to Prague."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jan, 2003 02:00 pm
But there IS an Easter Bunny!!!! (Man, I am getting near my busy season, too - gotta lay more of 'em chocolate eggs FAST.......)



Gautam - not at all!!!!! Are you working on the warmth, sensitivity and all that, though?




(Just funnin' yer!)
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