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Final Argument: Are Women or Men Better?

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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:21 pm
Children,

Read back. I have not insulted the bear. I just said women were obviously superior for obvious reasons. Those penises will be the end of you all.

Control the penis, control the man.

<I'm cracking myself up>
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:25 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
why oh why would the ladies insult me for some light hearted fun? they know I love 'em.....bears play well....like bears.......


I know, you're right. Once they start going out of their way to insult you, thats when you KNOW they secretly like you. :wink:
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:27 pm
Lash wrote:
Children,

Read back. I have not insulted the bear. I just said women were obviously superior for obvious reasons. Those penises will be the end of you all.

Control the penis, control the man.

<I'm cracking myself up>


easy girl someones penis was the beginning of you.........and I don't mind relinquishing control of my penis occasionally.......makes the women feel empowered just plain feels good to me....everyone wins..... :wink:
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:27 pm
Lash wrote:
Children,
Read back. I have not insulted the bear. I just said women were obviously superior for obvious reasons. Those penises will be the end of you all.
Control the penis, control the man.
<I'm cracking myself up>


Ha! I do not work that way! I'd challenge you to a duel to see if you could control me in such fashion, but that would be falling off the path.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:27 pm
<pulls Bear's hair, runs away>
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:28 pm
Okay, I'll pipe in for fun. Lash...you wound me...I believe you were my first girlfriend on A2K...isn't one peckerhead enough for you?? Laughing I must take issue with your thesis though. Control the finances, control the man. Wink
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:29 pm
Lash wrote:
<pulls Bear's hair, runs away>


I was hoping for the penis.....several pulls... :wink:
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:30 pm
IMO women are like a child at a birthday party ignoring the last piece of cake on the table....until the exact moment someone else wants it.......
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:30 pm
Laughing too much at that dirty bear.


Cav--
You threw me over for that damn Clytemnestra,...I won't say her name. You were my darling!


<dejected countenance; turgid orchestral movement>
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:33 pm
Actually, I thought 'Control the finances, control the woman... '
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:34 pm
3 men fighting for the attention of one woman. . .

See, once again, they have us right where they want us. Why does it always seem to end up like this? I say we stick together against this evil force! Either that, or we perish!

And I do agree with Lash on that: Control the finances, control the woman. And you can get some of them addicted to Love just as bad as men get the addiction. Thats nice when that happens.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:34 pm
Lash wrote:
Actually, I thought 'Control the finances, control the woman... '


me too....
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:34 pm
I've really amassed a lot of data on this...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:49 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Lash wrote:
Actually, I thought 'Control the finances, control the woman... '


me too....


Works both ways. Yes, money is that evil.

Ahh Lash, I never threw you away for anyone. Sometimes rumour, conjecture and plain old stalking get in the way of honesty on a public forum. You were always my darling. <virtual roses, kisses and dinner> Play whatever CDs you want, and choose the wine. :wink:
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 03:56 pm
Oh, thankful!

I thought I'd never lure you back.

<Virtual, unbearable sexual tension, furtive eyes, wild, hot sex; methodical, focused erotica... crescendo....more wild sex....virtual cigarette>

Um, dinner....

<lol>

That was just a little forward of me.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 04:05 pm
Uh! extramedium, I just saw your comment about the Love thing.

Women really do get hung up much more (and much more stupidly) than men.

Its as bad as the penis.

Kryptonite
Men- Penis
Women- Love

At least the men have a biological excuse. They may actually explode...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 04:07 pm
Lure me back like you had to? Oh crap....that incident was my own personal e-nightmare. Dinner can wait, by the way <smouldering eyes>.

For the legal folks: This is all in fun, and in no way represents what might be considered illicit cybersex, which might be construed as offensive to the advertisers.

Lash's poem to me:

Virtual unbearable sexual tension,
furtive eyes, , wild,
hot sex,
methodical focused erotica,
crescendo...
more wild sex,
virtual cigarette,
um, dinner?

Lovely work. Wink
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 04:12 pm
Lash wrote:
Uh! extramedium, I just saw your comment about the Love thing.
Women really do get hung up much more (and much more stupidly) than men.
Kryptonite
Men- Penis
Women- Love
At least the men have a biological excuse. They may actually explode...


Lash,

Now thats interesting. The thing I always wondered about on that is: Do women just tell themselves its Love to make themselves feel more acceptable about the same low-end addiction?

Is it really all pretty much the same addiction, only women dress it up in nicer words to make it somehow seem more honorable? Very Happy
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 04:13 pm
Smile

Yes, just in-depth teasing of a mutually agreeable, perfectly innocent nature.

We only do this in public.
<I'm a chaste exhibitionist.>
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Reply Tue 21 Sep, 2004 04:18 pm
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